I bumped into an old collegemate yesterday while queuing up for Emily Rose (we didn't get any tickets - haha go get possessed everyone, maaf zahir dan batin, serve you right if you can't sleep). Anyway, this old friend is Tat, but I haven't seen him for years and he recognised me in the cinema Q, and so he whispered "Sssssimon .." to me. Scare the crap out of me my heart jumping beat coz I was staring at the E Rose poster suddenly got guys voice.
Well Tat and me go a long way back when we used to hang out in his 4x4 to find the next best place to have dinner. Yeah I was still about the same size then. Tat and me are like blood brothers, since I used to borrow his car and we share the same surname. We also had the same type of waterguns, and I mean like real waterguns, you perverts at Level 2. OK so puberty hit a decade later but it shouldn't stop us brothers from living our childhood, in college.
Regardless, I shouted "TAT !!!" the minute I heard my name being whispered and I asked him how long he had been standing there keeping quiet. Apparently he wasn't sure whether it was me, especially without a DNA lab nearby, and he was afraid he'd get the wrong person. I told him if that had happenned he'd be beaten up by now ahahahahahahahah. I laughed alone.
Tat's hair has changed. He looks like a pineapple now and I pointed that to him. I also told him he was balding so it was hard to recognise him. After being very loud with Tat, I realise he is a more civilised and subdued person now, especially with his sister and his gf around. I don't think they were quite excited to meet me, Simon Lee, as I shouted my introduction and unemployment to them.
As it turns out Tat is now known as Jack on his business card and he runs a computer shop called IT Peripherals Distribution. I cracked this joke about how I'll never call him Jack, Jack Jack for what ? Tat laahhhh bro. I don't even know how to say Peripherals, I say it is as Peppytortoise, or Peps for short. I don't even know whether anyone still uses that term, I know it's been replaced, but I can't remember by what.
Well Jack The Tatter runs an IT service repair facility and be sure to drop by and mention that "Brother Simon" sent you there to get discounts. I trust Jack.
IT Peripherals Distribution
102-A, Jalan 1/3B, Sunway Mas Commercial Centre,
47301, Petaling Jaya.
Tel : (603) 7880 2814
And no, I do not get any commission from this. Just helping Jack to jack off ahahaha !!! OMG.
Tat left shortly after our encounter and for some reason he told his gf to keep the engine warm so that they could leave ASAP. We did get to see Tat again a few minutes later where I went up to him, grabbed his arm, and told him to watch out. Ahahahaha. Again this didn't really rub off on anyone so quite curious hrmmm.
Anyways, I ordered Minestrone yesterday, but pronounced it as Minesweeper and was corrected by the waitress that it should be Meeneecansoup or something like that. So I point at the picture many times and got what I want.
In more news of unscrupulous behaviour, my joke about how convicts can photostate Monopoly "Get Out Of Jail" cards many times to exit prison as much as they want did not go down well with Sarah. But I find it so hillarious ahahaha I still laugh at it to myself while at the car wash, don't you find it ingenious.
The GSC Counter Gal is real cute but beauty without the ability to provide us with tickets for Emily Rose on a Sunday is just pointless.
More jokes that didn't work out : how do you feel when somebody keeps saying "HUR?!!!" to you ? You get HURt. Hahah, get it ? Cheryl did, but thinks that's real lame even for somebody like me. More curiousity ...